If I was a car...
FORD FOCUS RS IN ELECTRIC GREEN
because I was born and bred in the UK, Essex.
Student Welfare Officer
because I'm beat to hell and seen it all.
because I'm small, reliable and a bit heavy.
SRATCH BUILD KIT CAR
ENZO FERRARI WITH A VW BEATLE ENGINE
because I look normal, but my underpinnings are suspicious.
because I'm reliable and busy fixing other peoples cars.
Who is driving you...