Who drives the engine
If I was a car...
FORD FOCUS RS IN ELECTRIC GREEN
because I'm an Essex boy and it's not subtle.
Student Welfare Officer
because I'm beat to hell and full of rubbish.
Level 3 Tutor
because I'm small, reliable and a bit heavy.
Level 2 Tutor
SRATCH BUILD KIT CAR
ENZO FERRARI WITH A VW BEATLE ENGINE
because I look normal, but my underpinnings are suspicious.
because I'm reliable and busy fixing other peoples cars.