Who drives the wheels
If I was a car...
FORD FOCUS RS IN ELECTRIC GREEN
because I'm born and bred in the UK, Essex and not subtle.
Student Welfare Officer
because I'm beat to hell and full of rubbish.
Level 3 Tutor
because I'm small, reliable and a bit heavy.
Level 2 Tutor
SRATCH BUILD KIT CAR
ENZO FERRARI WITH A VW BEATLE ENGINE
because I look normal, but my underpinnings are suspicious.
because I'm reliable and busy fixing other peoples cars.